Nike's new shoe ad . . Malaysian Special edition . . . xD

Hey guys 

recognise dis new AWESOME  footy boot ??

note: check out whos wearin it !! =p

Btw its one of the latest new footy boots from Nike called

Nike Mecurial Vapour IV Citron
(yea , i noe . . they could have jus stuck with a shorter name like - Nike Greenies !! xD )

Anyways . .  This ain't about advertising Nike , its about the Malaysian version / Malaysian way of advertising and "promoting" this new product , 
check it out :

a little close up i suppose :

side to side anybody ??

Owh yea .. and not to forget , every new Nike product has to have it's appropriate and super-cool official lauch video . .Here's the video for this one :

nice eh ??
another day of 'awesome-ness' . . xD

The true-story of the CB - Ms R bust up . . . xD

IS IT TRUE ??

guess what . .
i've got the LATEST scoop on the Ms R - CB assault case . .

After sme feedback from my counterpart in the States ,
i got some interesting case facts :

FACT : She cant let him out of her sights
FACT : he goes missing for 5 seconds and she starts calling him n texting him etc
FACT : She was not too clingy . . . .. she was tooooo freaking clingy

See what i mean . . =p

So yea , the two were supposed 2 appear at the Grammy's together . .
all of a sudden ,
CB gets a text . . .

Ms R : Hey honey , whos that from ??
CB : umm . . no one in particular . .
Ms R : Lemme see . . .

CB: I told u , no one in particular !!
Ms R:Owh . . fine lar ..
CB : btw i gotta go now 2 rehearse for my song later . .
Ms R : I'll come with you babe . .
CB : Nah , it's okay . . U got a song 2 rehearse too . . U do urs , i'll do mine . .
Ms R : No , i wanna come with you !!
CB : U just practice ur song n gimme some space k . .
Ms R : wat space ?? dun u love me 2 want 2 hang wif me owh u got another girl
bla bla bla
assume assume assume
(so typical)

CB gets irritated and starts to leave the room . .
ms R then grabs his hand n tries to stop him !!

CB pulls his hand back causing Ms R to fling across the room . .
Ms R screams . . CB goes to her and tells her to quiet down . .
Seeing her on the ground , CB gets a little vampire momment (ala Wall to wall video style)

CB then bites her . .
She screams even louder, so CB punches hern slaps her to quiet her down . .
too late , the press and police are already at the door and saw the whole thing . .

She files a lawsuit . . Thus ENDING the CB-Ms R realtionship that we we're all oh so sick and tired of. .
At long last , all things are right with the world again !!
xD

*all phots used are subject to copywright*
another day of 'awesome-ness' . . xD

Wednesday in pictures . . . xD

Good morning , dat was the 1st thing i said to someone on Wednesday !!
Who knew that waking up at 8am for a 9am lecture would turn out like this . .

Starts off rather well , Dr Raja or Raj or something like that starts his lecture ( snooze time. . .)
All is well until the 'funfair' of a lecturer realises many of us weren't listening . .
so what does he do ??

a.Start scolding us
b.Stops talking
c.Makes a joke




answer : NONE OF THE ABOVE

Dr Raj : Owh , many of u are not paying attention . . I think u cannot see the slides . .
wait , let me put on the spotlights . . Probably thats why there's spotlights in here !!

BEST IDEA EVER !!

Smarty pants puts on the spotlight and . . . wow !!
It realy 'brightens' up the slide . . so bright that we cant even read what the hell is on it !!
Can someone please read it to me (seriously couldn't see a thing ) . . The only thing i can see there is temperature profile !!

Well , on behalf of all us students attempting 2 study at this lecture . .
Thanks Sir , for lighting things up for us . . . xD

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end of lecture 1 . .
start of lecture 2 . .
oh wait !!
thanks for telling me . . Lecture 2 got postponed for 30 mins . .
*awesome-ness* (or so u think)

well , many of us naturally got bored and agitated bcos we wanted 2 get over with the lecture n head home . .
what happens when we're in this 'bored and agitated' state ?

And in the 1st corner , we have :









The 'sleepers' ,
doing what they do best ; SLEEP !!

hope they had a so called 'power-nap' . . xD

And in the 2nd corner , our Chief Minister of Crap; Mr Ngan !!
here's some pics of him in action !!
crapping of course . . . xD

P.S: note the macha(in grey) trying 2 hide from 'plain sight'
some matrix shit goin on here lar . . xD

Caught u macha !!
which also brings us to the 3rd corner , Mr KT; This time he takes over the role of the 'LIFELESS NERD' with his mobile phone gaming skills ?? . . . xD



Owh yea , last but not least . .
the grand finale of what we do when we're bored !!

we take pictures !!
cam-whoring time : 1 ,2 . .. . .. ... ..... . CHEESE !!

Urs trully n CC (peace is soo over-rated)
another day of 'awesome-ness' . . xD

Cafe talk ep.2 . . xD

It's that time again for cafe talk . . xD
So yea , started a dull Wednesday afternoon (12pm to be exact) . .
The usual gang were surprisingly quiet today . .

Anan G was busy trying 2 win something at Jewel Quest (which apparently is a handphone game , yes i said handphone game !!) (LIFELESS NERD !!) , CC was M.I.A cos he took JiaQi (JQ) back home (for God noes wat. .hmm. . I wonder ~.~) and the rest were just generaly quiet as well . .

Me , i'm an addict to Zoom !!
Zoom=a delicious 'new' drink . . Carbonated water with flavours : Orange(my fav, xD) , Apple , Lychee n Lemon . .

So yea . . After the zoom-ing session , things got a bit interesting lar when i spotted this :


Notice there's a GAP between the person filling her bottle with water and the next in line . .

P.S:The water dispenser is behind the MILO dispenser . .

Now notice the gap between the person withdrawing from the ATM and the next in line . .
( yea , i noe . . This pic makes sense rite )

Notice the GAP between the two photos !!

Time to do the math ;

GAP for ATM = valuable (money)

GAP for water dispenser= valuable (drink??)
Since both have GAP, we have :
GAP ATM = GAP WATER = VALUABLE

so , in conclusion ; The value of water is the same as the value of money in UTAR . .
-.- seriously , no comment . . xD

another day of 'awesome-ness' . . xD

Of Mathematics and Dell computers. . xD

Today was jus ur typical day in one of Malaysia's "world-class" universities
(coughs profusely) . .

10.00am - Mathematics lecture . .
Basically a whole lot of bla bla bla with numbers lar . .
being the good student i am , =p . .
i was studying lar . . and writing , and copying down notes , etc . .

All of a sudden our lecturer (i seriously forgot his name) gives us an equation :

INTERGRATE [ (sin y)/(y) ]
---> which is basically a freaking complicated question lar (incase some of u don't get it , =p)

after probably 10 minutes of silence and pondering , one of us asks him for the answer . .

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OMFG , the best answer a lecturer (mind you) could give us :

CANNOT SOLVE , SO HOW MAH ??

imagine that , a lecturer not only said that , he even wrote it on d whiteboard . . i mean ??
World Class University , but KAMPUNG class mentality . . =p ____________________________________________________________________

Then comes to the Dell computers part . . xD
My gud fren Mr. Kenny T (KT) nudges me ;

KT:Eh , u see dis advert . . Y they use the pillow uh ??

AWESOME: Dunno lar , maybe cos pillows are kinda support for our head , so they wanna emphasize on the "support" part ??
KT : Ahh , maybe . .

*Momments later*

KT : Nahh . . U see ;
When they say support you uh , they actualy mean support your Dell . . which means support us (Dell lar) . . Dat means basically they're supporting themselves ni lar . . they dun care for us !!

AWESOME : -.- , watever lar KT . .
(gotta admit it was kinda funny though, xD)

another day of 'awesome-ness' . . xD

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Life on the otherside . . xD

This section of my posts basically gives u guys an insight of my life on the otherside

a.k.a the life i have outside of Uni . . xD

So yea , here's a little story about a friend i have . .

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THE WAYWARD KOREAN (PART 1)

Once upon a time , in a land not so far away , act very near lar . .
there lived this guy lar . .
he's a korean dude who "migrated" here all the way from that land far ( act not so far away lar ) called Korea . .
His name is , well lets jus call him BOKANA k . .

So yea , once upon this same period of time , we used 2 be one big happy family . .
MYSELF , HOT SAUSE and BOKANA . .

The three amigo's ( circled in red ) aside from the random other people in the pic lar from left : MYSELF , HOT SAUSE n BOKANA (face has been blurred off due 2 sensitive issues)

So yea , we had it all lar . .
The life , the brotherly love , the 'gang' , we rocked lar basically . .

We stuck together through thick n thin . . Through fire and flames . .
or at least we thought so lar . .
Little did SAUSE (short for HOT SAUSE lar) n I know what BOKANA was about . .

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So yea . . Day in , day out we hung-out . .
then we find out he was actually 'chasing' one of our girl-friends ( a girl who's a friend ) . .
let's call her JO . .

So our frend here was like "crazy" (u'll find out why i put " " in crazy later on) for JO lar . .
So being a good friend , naturaly i helped them . . umm . .i believe the word is 'pasang-line' . .
So yea . . After constant badgering JO to give BOKANA a chance , guess what !!

the idiot starts 2 play hard to get . .
so imagine this , after probably 4 months or so of "chasing" , messaging , calling ,
i'll even say to the extent of stalking JO , the idiot tells her :

"eh , if u wanna couple with me . . up to you lar . .
but dun blame me if i cheat on u or don't listen to u . . etc"

I mean how dumb is dumb lar ??
*now u know why i put a " " on d word crazy earlier*

so yea . . dats one story bout dat idiot . .
After that SAUSE n MYSELF gave him a screwing of a lifetime . .
seriously , he couldn't show his face 2 us for at least 3 weeks !!
imagine that . .


There'll be more to come wait 4 part 2 k !!

another day of 'awesome-ness' . . xD
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Cafe talk . . xD

So yea , came lunch time . . Me , CC n Anan G we're going along with our daily routine ( scouting the cafe for 'chicks' ) when (in all sense of random-ness) , Anan G gets our attention. . 

ANAN G : Dei , Cha . .    
AWESOME & CC : Yea man ??
ANAN G : U saw da Arsenal game yday ?? 

*at this point we were like . . "aarghh. . i tot u saw sme babe or something" , what made things more random is that Anan G is a die hard Liverpool ( *COUGHS PROFUSELY* ) fan . .

AWESOME : Of course . . (eventhough i didn't)
ANAN G : U noe , i was so suprised Arshavin didn't play . . I tot Arsenal were gonna win . .
U noe that guy Eboue deserved to get sent off . .  Eh Robbie Keane almost scored . .
Eh  this , eh that . . (Being da typical indian [no offense to any indians lar] he went on and on trash-talking Arsenal lar )

*I had 2 put a stop 2 this verbal-trashing of my Gunners , thus doing what a typical Malaysian would do : CHANGE THE TOPIC 

AWESOME : Eh , u noe . . Robbie Keane played well cos he got d arm-band !!Imagine him wearing it 4 liverpool instead of Gerrard "kuku" . . . He would be Capt. Marvel man . .
ANAN G :No wei , u noe . . Benitez din let him score .  .
AWESOME : *Thinks to myself , "yes. . topic changed" Yea lar . .  Dat Benitez fella is damn racist wei !!Just because he's spanish , he will oni let da Spaniards score He'll be like " Pass da ball to Torres , Pass to Riera , Pass to Alonso . . . Okay lar , worse case ; pass to Arbeloa !! But if ur not spanish , u dun score !! "

*Brief laughs around , all of a sudden *


CC : Eh , *something something - i actualy forgot wat CC sed in between* , very 'con' wan . .
AWESOME : Speaking of 'con' , dats our country's middle name wat . . All they do is 'con' here n 'con' there wat !! U noe wat was our name before it was called Malaysia ??
ANAN G : Malay-'con'-Sia
AWESOME : Yea man , ur right !!U noe wat . . After Malaya it was changed to Malay-'con'-sia . . then ni Malaysia . .

*Laughs all over da floor again .  . Then we sat and waited for our lunch*

another day of 'awesome-ness' . . xD 

1st day back after Thaipusam . . xD

Well , as da title states . . it was da 1st day back 4 us students since 'thaipusam break'

( yea , it was short but it was a well-needed rest ) 

So what happens when us students come back fresh from a break ??

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Well , we 'study' of course . . xD

See , da many 'diligent' faces 'studying' in this mornings lecture

(It was at freaking 9am in da morning mind you . .)
(well obviously i wasn't paying much attention as i was busy snapping photos. . xD)

As expected , the so called diligent-ness didn't last long . . 
not long after (est. around 9.15am) ,  i spotted some Picaso Jr doing what looked like it was important 
turns out , the 'great matter of importance' was this :

Well , Mr Picaso here even named his drawing da Paddle Pop Lion??
xD

These are just some of da absurd things we do when we're bored to death . .

another day of 'awesome-ness' . . xD

wElcOmE All . . . . .

Hey there , welcome all to my "space"
mind my 'blogging skills' as im relatively new 2 the scene ( yea , i noe ur thinking :NOOB )
it's okay u noe . . .

So 2 kick things off , i was squandering 4 advice on how 2 start dis blog , n sme were like

"write a poem"
"comment on a song"
"review a movie"

basically , i thing ill jus enlighten u with my rather simple principles

( Yes , it's very important )
through these words

What you need to do is be thankful

For the life that you got

You know what I'm sayin'.
Stop lookin' at what you ain't got and start bein' thankful for what you do got

Nevermind what haters say , Ignore em 'til they fade away
Amazing they ungreatful after all the game I gave away
Safe to say I paid the way for you cats to get paid today
You'd still be wasting days awayif i had I never saved the day
Consider them my protégé , homage I think they should pay
Instead of being gracious , they violate in a major way
I never been a hater still I love them in a crazy way
Some say they sold ya and no they couldn't even work on Labor day
It aint that they black or white
Their hands in areas the shades of grey
I'm West side anyway , even if I left today and stayed away

Some move away to make a way , not move away cause they afraid
I brought back to the crib and all you ever did was take away
I pray for patience but they make me want to melt their face away
Like I once made them spray
Now I could make em put the k's away
Been thuggin' all my life , Can't say I don't deserve to take a break
Your would rather see me catch a case and watch my future fade away

I'm the opposite of moderate
Immaculately polished with the spirit of a hustler
And the swagger of a college kid
Allergic to the counterfeit
Impartial to the politics
Articulate but still I'll grab a hater by the collar quick
Whoever's having problems with their record sales , just holla 'tip
If that don't work and all else fails then turn around and follow 'tip
I got love for the game but I'm not in love with all of it
Could do without the fame
Rappers nowadays are comically
The hootin' and the hollerin' back and forth with the arguing
Where you from, who you know what you make and what kind of car you in
Seems as though you lost sight of whats important when depositing them checksInto your bank account
And you up out of poverty , Your values is in disarray
Prioritizing horribly , Unhappy with the riches , Cause you piss poor morally
Ignoring all prior advice and fore warning
We're mighty full of ourselves all of a sudden . Aren't we??

- Clifford Joseph Harris Jr

What sets me apart ??
here's a short insight :

there is a part of me
that feels I am different from everyone else
something that I can't quite see,
something that I can't quite feel,
something so unreal.

but this 'thing' is always there,
this 'thing' with others,
I will never share.

so I push it to the back of my mind,
all the thoughts , hide behind.
sometimes, when I have almost forgotten,
it comes back with such ferocity,
angry and unforgiving.

i do feel lost and sad at times,
whatever caused this feeling
must have been so horrible and bad.

a lost memory or something,
I'll never know,
whatever it is,
i know for sure,
i can never let this feeling show or let it go.

and so i lay in the SILENCE . . . .