Hey peepz . .
i'm back !!
decided to cap off an immensely tiring day with a blog entry yes after oh so long some of u mite say . .while watching the 2010 WORLD CUP DRAW
=)

Guess what , my ride has just been 'pimped' with a sweet new set of rims ,
Yea baby , my awesome Ferrari Tiara has been suited up with new rims !!
Take that highlighter !!
lolz . .

So yea , spent the entire day detailing and cleaning and 'cleansing' the car . .
Pictures will surely follow as soon as i upload . .
today streamyx is a fucking pain in my fucking ass , they're giving some shit speed lar . .
=)

C ya next time . .

~awesome~

FALLEN . .

have you ever ,

-climbed up a tree to the 2nd or 3rd highest branch , almost there . . then get distracted by a little squirrel or nest and fall tumbling down ??

-bought a used car , fixed it up , suited it all up , costing u up 2 hundreds and thousands of dollars well knowing that u are planning to use it for the long run . . then suddenly , ur engine blows and you need to change a whole new set again ??

-run a 60km marathon which u can win . . but find urself letting go of it all at 59km's ??

-gotten all the tips and pointers for an important exam , only to find urself waiting for the very last minute to study . . yet get distracted by facebook or football and in the end not study and fail the paper ??

Well , i have . .

Maybe a bird or nest , perhaps a blown engine , loss of focus to win the race maybe , facebook and footy . .
who knows what's the reason for this 'fallere' . .
All i know is , TODAY I FELL . . 
Hard work - gone to waste . . feelings - disemboweled . . focus - missing . .
Through all this though i realize but one thing , a change is needed and that change must come from within . . No longer should one hide behind birds, nests, broken engines, loss of focus, facebook or footy !!
Face the facts , change urself and move on . . regardless of who u are or what u've done . . we all CAN'T be Jesus . . So i guess the only thing left is repentance and a SWIFT RETURN !!

*I didn't do any highlighting or colouring to emphasize the seriousness of the situation*
 

~awesome~

what happens when ur NOT MY cinderella but i am UR prince charming ??

Sorry for my absense lar . .
busy wif finals n what not  . .
but not to worry , im back now !!
so wait 2 hear from me !!
lolz . .

~awesome~

Tennis anyone

Well , here's a tip , when all ur brahhs / sis's are too busy wif thier daily lives ( which suddenly occurs when u happen 2 be free ) and they ain't got no time 2 ball wif u , get a partner and try Tennis !!
:o)

~awesome~

Monday, September 7, 2009

you always want what you can't have.
and you won't know what you've got till its gone.

adopted from Ms A-Z

Just some words of wisdom i've been pondering . . Much to my sadness , i gotta live with it . .
"Hope for d best for them , but WISH for d worse ; and be there 4 them through d worse"

Cursed drops of water !!

And may i just say , it's official !!
I HATE THE RAIN !!

Scene 1 : Plans were made for the evening although i gotta admit i was kinda lazy 2 actually follow the plan
               d bloody rain came and wet the whole place and had the courtesy to storm somemore on top of
               that !!
               -SPOILER-        

Scene 2 : The plans that were canceled in scene 1 (in which the darn rain SPOILT) was brought forward to a
                rather safe timing , 8am haiya so early rite !! , i noe i was so hoping it would rain this time  or so we
               thought !! - Bloody hell it started storming lar , all the way from 6am till about 930am , screwed !!
                -SPOILER-
So yea , i wonder what other plans those damn cursed drops of water wanna spoil next !!

~awesome~

Shadow play .

Check it out , these are ACTUAL people , doing this REAL "play" live !!
enjoy =)

~awesome~

Dun try dis at home , u'll live to regret it . .

Play Pitbull's Blanco on loop , i did it all the way from ampang to wg maju - FANTASTIC
but then , now i'm sick of hearing it !! it played 5 times
lolz

~awesome~

Hot chicks , seriously !!

Whats goin on with the world today , my good-ness . .

*sighs*

Check it , these lovely ladies here , ain't so much ladies . .
they're actually disgustingly hot , male genitalia bearing MEN
certainly put a number of our born n bred ladies to shame . . =(

I was like OMG man , n so should you !!
haha . .

~awesome~

Lessons for new drivers

Here's a special for u guys who just passed ur driving , or havent even started yet . .

Check it out , driving according to indians NO I'M NOT BEING RACIST , THIS IS REALY INDIA !!

~awesome~

Awesome wisdom

Just some words of wisdom:

Every human has a certain HOT-ness gene , it's entirely up 2 the individual how much he/she wants 2 develop it or build on it . .

~awesome~

S.H.I.T

Here's what the word SHIT , realy stands for !!

~awesome~

Man United Special

So here it goes ,
Man United just officially changed thier logo for the upcoming season !!
its jus so awesome i had 2 put it up here !!

now it makes sense y man united is so "successful"
(btw in all 'respect' to man utd , my whole post will be in red)

~awesome~

BMW

Hey guys , time for a life lesson or what i call awesome-nary (awesome dictionary) !!

Word : BMW
Meaning : Big Malaysian Woman
Plural form : Big Malaysian Women
Used in a sentence : Hey , check out that BMW . . XD

hehe . .
lolz

~awesome~

Maths or Literature . . U decide !!

So, u think u knew maths ??

well, whats ur take on maths ??
what does this word mean ??
d big dreaded M-word

MATHEMATICS = the study of numbers and thier relationship with other numbers

right ??


or so u thought . .

As i just discovered up to a certain level , Mathematics will apparently ditch d old huu-haa of numbers and start to deal with more serious business !!


take a look at this snip of a "Maths Answer"U see , i told u rite - more alphabets than numbers !!
So , if u think u knew maths ,
well . . think again !!
lolz

~awesome~

To sleep or not to sleep

Firstly , praise the Lord i'm done with my lab report yes G-boy next report we must fin over d weekend (as we always say but nvr do)

So now i'm torn between sleeping and studyin cos due to these dumb lab reports n assignments , i guess theres hardly time for real studyin. .

But then again , too tired 2 study at this hour . .

But , if i sleep , i wun get up early enough to study 2moro , i believe all of u guys noe i will get up just in time 2 get 2 class 10 mins late !!

Decisions decisions
well ,

i guess i'll have 2 make mine . .
My Darling Bed , here I come !!

Gud nite all . .
p.s : here's a little something 2 get u guys who are stuck wif work , assignments , etc going !!

~awesome~

Blindness , Deafness and . . umm . .

Hey there peepz . .

-WARNING : i'm gonna mess wif ur mind a bit !! -

What do you call a person who can't see ?? (like G-boy)

-> Blind rite ??

And how about someone who can't hear ??

-> Deaf rite ??

How about someone who can't speak ??

-> mute rite ??

So here it comes
~ wait for it~

What do u call someone who can't smell ??

any takers ??

.

..

...

....

...

..

.

i taught so !!
lolz
p.s. if anyone finds out please let me nose , i mean know !!
hehe

~awesome~

Winners and Losers .. .

I'm sure in ur life and times u have met someone who must ALWAYS win terrible bunch of people,

an argument
a debate
test scores
a girl
a competition

and i'm not talking bout competitive spirit , i'm talking bout how they THINK they're always right and can never be wrong . . even though they are mostly wrong and most times dun even noe what they're talking bout !!

Wats ur take on these people ??
annoying , irritating , kiasu . . . or maybe all of d above !!

Basically, i think there's only one qoute for these people
"People who must ALWAYS win are also known as LOSERS"

~awesome~

Meowww ??

I'm gonna kill Nick officially !!

does anyone noe wat the hell meowww is ??
please . . .

jus a thought lar . . .

Wood n termites . . .

This is a conversation wif my bro Nick dis morning . .
I doubt many of u guys wun get it , but eventually u will lar . .

Nick : Bro , yday i went 2 dis carnival , damn belambak termites wei . .
awesome : Basket , i missed it lar . . it's k , i went 2 a watch warehouse sale , got a new Casio
(it was RM124.50 btw , original price : RM5++ - got a 70% discount . . hehe . .)
Nick : ANYWAYS . . Awesome termites wei . . haha . . From all shapes and sizes . .
awesome : realy . . damn damn damn . .
Nick : it was so awesome , u should have come , then we can be like d wood 4 d termites 2 attack !!
awesome : wat the ??

So yea . .
Long story short , new dictionary entry : Wood
Used in a sentence: Damn wei , i was like wood 2 them termites . .
(In the TERMITETOLOGY dictionary lar that is . .)

Dun worry , for those of u who dun get it , gimme a call or meet up wif me sometime , i can explain 2 u d whole thing !!
=)

~awesome~

Of eggs and phase changes . .

Dear people ,

As most of u guys know , it doesn't take a genius 2 realise or acknowledge that "things" change shape and form under certain conditions and no , im not talking about relationships !!

Which brings me 2 my post , assuming the fact that when heat is applied , things melt !! ; for example
#1, a glass of water - apply heat and it changes to steam ( liquid to vapor )
#2, butter - apply heat and it changes into oil then evaporates ( solid to liquid to vapor)
#3, even steel melts when applied excessive heat

Well , here it comes . .
what happens when u apply heat 2 an egg ??

--------------wait for it -----------------

It becomes a solid !!
I mean ?? - defy the laws of chemistry why don't u ??
Whaddup wif that man ??

So yea ,

~awesome~

Wow . .

Wow . .
(While breathing in a huge sigh of relief)~RELIEFFFFFFFF. . . . . .. .

Praise d Lord , i just finished my assignment . .
It's amazing how a 2 week assignment on PETROLEUM ANALYSIS~what the hell ?? can be completed in a solid 2 hours. .
yea , i noe . . i AM awesome !!
haha . .

So , since i finished early , i guess i had some free time to surf d web , guess what i could pull out ;

Well , college students , u will get d joke !! -
(CLICK ON THE PICTURE FOR THE LARGER VIEW)

~awesome~

Realisation . . .

Have u ever realized dat there are times in ur life ( don't u dare say no ) where . . . .

U are interested in someone but she/he is in a relationship with someone else.

Situation A : U have feelings for a friend of urs or someone in ur circle of friends ,
and . . .
He/She is in a relationship , what do you do ??

Situation B : U got 2 noe a gf/bf of ur "bro's" or "sorority sister" and u find
her interesting and want 2 have a deeper relationship wif
he/she , u can't do so because ; based on the
"bro code" or "whatever d girls version of d bro code is lar"
--- Strictly dun touch ur "bro's"/"sis's" 'special friend' !! ---
what can u do ??

Well , here it comes , d solution to all these problems !!

....wait for it....

"Hope for d best for them , but WISH for d worse ; and be there 4 them through d worse"

. . haha . .
lolz

~awesome~

Have u ever ??

Have u ever noticed , some ppl have a facebook / friendster / twitter / myspace profile pic dat jus looks awesome (from the mini thumbnail or small view) but when u actually add the person and view the real picture , well . . .

it just speaks for itself . ..

(HIDEOUS) !!

think about it . . . .
lolz

This is a re-location of my old blog

I have re-located the old blog to this site !!
So reason for the change is actually because i wanted to re-name it and make a shorter
url lar , but the admin didnt allow me 2 do so . .
so yea , relocated and re-loaded !!

awesome-ness . .

Exclusive !! - I found out who batman is !! . . . xD

Sorry 4 my recent absense from d blog , was VERY busy wif exams , assignments etc . .

but now im back !!
what better way 2 mark my return than 2 giv u guys an EXCLUSIVE !!

I found out an identity of a superhero !!
Dis footage is legend-----wait for it-------dary !!

And NO its not Bruce Wayne , its dis guy !!

I swear man , are his parents like huge comic book fans or wat ??

i mean the Batman is bad enough , How about d bin Suparman (i think it was a typo)
should have been bin Superman !!
lolx . . .

go SINGAPOREAN BATMAN !!

another day of 'awesome-ness' . . xD

Aren't they brothers ?? . . xD

Hey guys . . was just watching american idol d tube n guess wat . .
i saw my annoying lovely bro !!
hahahaha . .

way 2 go step4 dats his so-called street name lar . . haha . .

k lar . . enough of d mockery lar . .
here's my bro ( d real one lar ) poser maut !! . .

so yea , aren't they twins ??
=p

another day of 'awesome-ness' . . xD

T'was a dark and rainy day . . . xD

Hey guys , sorry for my recent hiatus . . was having tests and assignments . .
anyways back to what matters !! - the simple-er things in life !!

One dark and stormy day . .
I walked up 2 my cafe for a drink of hot cocoa ( or some say MILO )
1st thing i saw !!

Awesome : Wow , the Malaysians had half a mind to put a sign to warn the rest of us !!
will.I.am : yea wei , lantai licin . . Jatuh sedap , bontot lebam . . ahhaha . .
*laughs all around*

so will.I.am and i continued our journey to tuts (thats short for tutorials) . .
OMFG

guess what we saw next . .
Keep in mind this graphic could be very much disturbing !!
all faint hearted please leave now !!













i warned u guys !!



The other casualties of rain :

This was later in the evening --> d same bike mind you . .=p
2 times in one day !!
poor fella . . =p




i swear dat guy wont park his bike in either location anytime soon !!
=p

another day of 'awesome-ness' . . xD

Nike's new shoe ad . . Malaysian Special edition . . . xD

Hey guys 

recognise dis new AWESOME  footy boot ??

note: check out whos wearin it !! =p

Btw its one of the latest new footy boots from Nike called

Nike Mecurial Vapour IV Citron
(yea , i noe . . they could have jus stuck with a shorter name like - Nike Greenies !! xD )

Anyways . .  This ain't about advertising Nike , its about the Malaysian version / Malaysian way of advertising and "promoting" this new product , 
check it out :

a little close up i suppose :

side to side anybody ??

Owh yea .. and not to forget , every new Nike product has to have it's appropriate and super-cool official lauch video . .Here's the video for this one :

nice eh ??
another day of 'awesome-ness' . . xD

The true-story of the CB - Ms R bust up . . . xD

IS IT TRUE ??

guess what . .
i've got the LATEST scoop on the Ms R - CB assault case . .

After sme feedback from my counterpart in the States ,
i got some interesting case facts :

FACT : She cant let him out of her sights
FACT : he goes missing for 5 seconds and she starts calling him n texting him etc
FACT : She was not too clingy . . . .. she was tooooo freaking clingy

See what i mean . . =p

So yea , the two were supposed 2 appear at the Grammy's together . .
all of a sudden ,
CB gets a text . . .

Ms R : Hey honey , whos that from ??
CB : umm . . no one in particular . .
Ms R : Lemme see . . .

CB: I told u , no one in particular !!
Ms R:Owh . . fine lar ..
CB : btw i gotta go now 2 rehearse for my song later . .
Ms R : I'll come with you babe . .
CB : Nah , it's okay . . U got a song 2 rehearse too . . U do urs , i'll do mine . .
Ms R : No , i wanna come with you !!
CB : U just practice ur song n gimme some space k . .
Ms R : wat space ?? dun u love me 2 want 2 hang wif me owh u got another girl
bla bla bla
assume assume assume
(so typical)

CB gets irritated and starts to leave the room . .
ms R then grabs his hand n tries to stop him !!

CB pulls his hand back causing Ms R to fling across the room . .
Ms R screams . . CB goes to her and tells her to quiet down . .
Seeing her on the ground , CB gets a little vampire momment (ala Wall to wall video style)

CB then bites her . .
She screams even louder, so CB punches hern slaps her to quiet her down . .
too late , the press and police are already at the door and saw the whole thing . .

She files a lawsuit . . Thus ENDING the CB-Ms R realtionship that we we're all oh so sick and tired of. .
At long last , all things are right with the world again !!
xD

*all phots used are subject to copywright*
another day of 'awesome-ness' . . xD

Wednesday in pictures . . . xD

Good morning , dat was the 1st thing i said to someone on Wednesday !!
Who knew that waking up at 8am for a 9am lecture would turn out like this . .

Starts off rather well , Dr Raja or Raj or something like that starts his lecture ( snooze time. . .)
All is well until the 'funfair' of a lecturer realises many of us weren't listening . .
so what does he do ??

a.Start scolding us
b.Stops talking
c.Makes a joke




answer : NONE OF THE ABOVE

Dr Raj : Owh , many of u are not paying attention . . I think u cannot see the slides . .
wait , let me put on the spotlights . . Probably thats why there's spotlights in here !!

BEST IDEA EVER !!

Smarty pants puts on the spotlight and . . . wow !!
It realy 'brightens' up the slide . . so bright that we cant even read what the hell is on it !!
Can someone please read it to me (seriously couldn't see a thing ) . . The only thing i can see there is temperature profile !!

Well , on behalf of all us students attempting 2 study at this lecture . .
Thanks Sir , for lighting things up for us . . . xD

____________________________________________________________________

end of lecture 1 . .
start of lecture 2 . .
oh wait !!
thanks for telling me . . Lecture 2 got postponed for 30 mins . .
*awesome-ness* (or so u think)

well , many of us naturally got bored and agitated bcos we wanted 2 get over with the lecture n head home . .
what happens when we're in this 'bored and agitated' state ?

And in the 1st corner , we have :









The 'sleepers' ,
doing what they do best ; SLEEP !!

hope they had a so called 'power-nap' . . xD

And in the 2nd corner , our Chief Minister of Crap; Mr Ngan !!
here's some pics of him in action !!
crapping of course . . . xD

P.S: note the macha(in grey) trying 2 hide from 'plain sight'
some matrix shit goin on here lar . . xD

Caught u macha !!
which also brings us to the 3rd corner , Mr KT; This time he takes over the role of the 'LIFELESS NERD' with his mobile phone gaming skills ?? . . . xD



Owh yea , last but not least . .
the grand finale of what we do when we're bored !!

we take pictures !!
cam-whoring time : 1 ,2 . .. . .. ... ..... . CHEESE !!

Urs trully n CC (peace is soo over-rated)
another day of 'awesome-ness' . . xD